Night out horoscope: We all have that friend on a night out that ends u behind the bar leading a song while tearing their shirt off their body. Here’s what to expect from those around you on a night out.
From the smoking‑area philosophers to the ones who vanish into a trad session, every sign has a signature Irish night‑out vibe.
Aries — The One Who Starts the Night Too Strong
Aries arrives buzzing with energy, orders shots before anyone sits down, and insists the night is “only getting started” at 1am. They’re the friend who drags everyone to a second location… and a third. And a twenty-third.
Taurus — The Pub Snug Loyalist
Taurus finds a cosy corner in the pub and refuses to leave it. They’re happiest with a creamy pint, good music, and a seat that nobody else is allowed to take. Comfort is the priority. It will be preferable near the toilet so there isn’t a whole lot of distance to travel.
Gemini — Makes 12 New Best Friends
Gemini thrives on a night out. They chat to strangers in the smoking area, join three different groups, and somehow end up with plans for brunch with people they met five minutes ago. And all of their mams as well.
Cancer — Cries in the Smoking Area
Cancer feels everything deeply, especially after two drinks. They’re the emotional heart of the group, offering hugs, giving pep talks, and occasionally shedding a tear over a song playing in the background. They sometimes wipe their eyes on the curtains.
Leo — The Main Character of the Night
Leo walks into the pub like it’s their stage. They’re dressed to impress, they know everyone, and they always end up in the centre of a sing‑song or dance circle. Cameras love them. They also take selfies with total randos and tell them about their pet for at least 20 minutes.
Virgo — The Responsible One (Against Their Will)
Virgo tries to relax, but somehow becomes the designated organiser. They track everyone’s coats, order taxis, and make sure nobody leaves their card behind the bar. They’ll have fun… once the logistics are sorted. They do weird things with the gloves that people leave behind.
Libra — Flirting With Half the Pub
Charming, stylish, and effortlessly social, Libra floats from group to group leaving admirers in their wake. They’re the sign most likely to get free drinks “just for being sound.” They often have to fob off romantic gestures at 11pm. They don’t want the shift, okay, go home.
Scorpio — Mysterious in the Corner Until Suddenly Not
Scorpio starts the night quietly observing, then surprises everyone by becoming the most intense conversationalist in the room. They attract deep chats, dramatic moments, and at least one admirer. Most likely to have a very discreet expulsion of food from their stomach into the toilet at 10:30pm.
Sagittarius — Ends Up in a Random Trad Session
Sagittarius never stays in one place. They wander off, find a pub with live music, and end up playing a bodhrán they borrowed from a stranger. They return hours later with wild stories and 5 spice bags.
Capricorn — Plans the Entire Pub Crawl
Capricorn has a spreadsheet, a route, and backup options. They know which pubs have the best pints, which clubs have the shortest queues, and exactly when everyone needs to leave to stay on schedule. The will need to call their mammy at 9pm.
Aquarius — Starts a Philosophical Debate at 2am
Aquarius is the one discussing conspiracy theories, politics, or the meaning of life outside the chipper. They attract a crowd of curious strangers and somehow become the unofficial leader of the conversation. They have 3 too many pints an vow to run for Taoiseach.
Pisces — Lost in the Vibes
Pisces is the dreamer of the night. They get emotional during live music, dance like nobody’s watching, and drift between groups like a friendly ghost. They’re pure good energy and tend to end up at the end of the night deep in a cheeseboard.
