Hillary Clinton is Already the President of the U.S.A, Pretty Much
Several years ago, Old Moore predicted that after Obama finished his reign, a woman would be president. And, last year, he said that Hillary would run. In the 2016 edition, he said Hillary would take the top job. Well, it looks like our in-house psychic-at-large has done it again.
According to betting giant BoyleSports, the money has come flooding in for Hillary Clinton to become the next President of the United States of America. In the last 24 hours her odds have shortened into 2/7 from 4/11. But not only are people betting on Hill, celebrity suck ups have started coming out of the woodwork to make their association known as she rises to the top.
George Clooney has been running around holding fundraisers for her, like a good solid lick. Also Khloe Kardashian has announced on social media that she is a fan of Hill’s. While we don’t care about anything Kardashian, many, many, many millennials do. And, they vote (sometimes).
Britney Spears is also sucking up on social media to Hill, and while Brit probably doesn’t understand much about politics, her followers might. Well, they don’t, but anyway.
Demi Lovato is also a big supporter, and you kind of get the sense that Demi does know her way around politics, having been active as a student in all sorts of sticky politics. Richard Gere has also sworn allegiance. We like this because he is a silver fox.
Salma Hayek, a smart cookie who is married to a billionaire, is a big fan, calling Hillary, “tough.” And I bet Hill loves those donations coming from Salma’s sugar daddy. And Lena Durham is already going around calling Hill “my president.” This is in the same way that most of us call wine our overlord.
Queen Bey is a supporter, publicly donating her hard-earned cash to Hill’s cause. And you know Queen Bey is a girl’s girl. She down with Hill. Jo-Lo says it is time for a chick president, and Snoop Dog says he’s voting Hill. And when Snoop Dog gets involved in politics, you know things have got damn weird.
But here’s one for the older voters: Hillary has become a grandmother for the second time. The timing is impeccable, so great shifting, Chelsea.
BoyleSports say that Hill’s main rival Donald Trump is drifting in the betting after his comments on Brexit. The orangeness should have been an offput factor long before now, but comment badly on the Brexit and you are toast, dude. BoyleSports say, “We all know he likes a bit of controversy, but punters are moving away from him as their preferred choice with Trump now available at 3/1 from 5/2. His comments post-Brexit have not gone down well. At present Hilary Clinton doesn’t need to say anything and her price continues to shorten. Her husband Bill knows what it takes to win the race for the White House, and at 2/7 and the worst result in our book, we feel team Clinton will once again be victorious come September.”
Here are the odds if you fancy a flutter.
US Presidential Election Winner 2016
2/7 Hillary Clinton
3/1 Donald Trump
28/1 Bernie Sanders
33/1 Joe Biden
40/1 Paul Ryan
As always, we are going with Old Moore on this one.
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